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[perfectdistance]

Might as well. Meet you there?

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See you soon!

[Not Bradley trying to weasel his way into spa day with Nero.

But yeah he's hanging out by the spa waiting for Nero. He's not dressed up for the occasion or anything though, he looks pretty normal (or well, normal for this place, he doesn't have his standard outfit). No need to be fancy when the clothes will be coming off soon.]

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[ Nero's dressed the way he usually is, which means extremely plainly. As a 2 card nobody bothers him on his way over. At least he gets to have a nice and quiet time as he meets Brad there. ]

Ready?

[ He really could use some relaxation after everything that's happened. ]

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Let's go get spoiled.

[In they go!

Of course, with Nero's special VIP pass, they get the best of the best treatment. A helpful worker points out all the options: massage, mud bath, seaweed wraps, facials, waxing, a steam room, and even a 'whirlpool' which is actually just a hot tub they can use. The choices are endless.]

Well? It's your pass, what do you wanna do first?

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[ Nero's so bad at making decisions, and there are so many of these that he's really faced with choice paralysis.

It's a good few seconds before he offers up a suggestion. ]

... The massage?

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Oh? Want hands on your body already?

[He is joking. But since it's Nero he will make those jokes.]

Massage it is. Let's go get our spots.

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Shut up already.

[He's definitely tense and stressed out, but honestly when isn't he like this?

There are so many knots and muscles to work through.]

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[He cackles, but he will otherwise shut up.

Bradley will surprisingly have quite a few as well. As it turns out, sleeping in a jail cell for a century followed by sleeping on a couch after isn't good for his back. They get massage beds side-by-side though, so they can chat it up while relaxing.]

This ain't too bad.

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[ Nero, trying and failing to muffle his noises, is currently groaning as a particularly rough patch of muscle is being worked through- ]

Good-

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[...huh. An interesting reaction. Bradley is watching Nero curiously now.]

Didn't know ya needed that so much. Feelin' better?

[Maybe this is a skill he needs to learn too.]

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Yes...

[Ugh, this is embarrassing. Even if it was just the masseuse, it would be enough to make him uncomfortable, but Brad is also here.]

[perfectpower]

[Bradley will remember this.]

Well that's good. We're here to relax after all.

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Mm--

[Another clump of knots being worked through at his lower back.]

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[It's good to see Nero relaxing.

Though when Nero isn't paying attention, Bradley will point to one of the glittery lotion bottles and then gesture to Nero, to see if his masseuse will make Nero sparkle.]

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[ Why do you want this? ]

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[For laughs.

They're going to soak in the sauna later anyway so it'll mostly come off then.]

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[ Nero will, indeed, end up covered in glitter. ]

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[Look at him sparkle.

Once they're done with massages though, they'll get robes to wear as they walk around.]

Y'know, it's kinda crazy that people bathe in mud. It can't be that relaxing.

[He's ended up in the mud before and it has sucked.]

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It's gotta be different when you actually mean to be in it. Instead of getting pushed in.

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Well, wanna try it out 'n see? We can go hang out in the bath after.

[perfectdistance]

... Yeah, alright. Why not?

1/2

[perfectpower]

Alright, let's go check it out!

2/2

[perfectpower]

[Full warning: he is going to dive into that mud bath and his stomach will make an audible slap sound as he hits the mud and kind of sits on the top of it and slowly sinks in.

He expected it to be more liquid-y than it is.]

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[ 🧍‍♂️

Right in front of him? Really forcing Nero to consider the type of man he considers attractive and wonder what's wrong with him. ]

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[Nero is morosexual and he has to come to terms with this knowledge.]

...okay, this ain't really a bath...